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Cassandra Edelstein was the only Jewish to ever attend American Eagles.

(Source: gotochelm, via hex-girlfriend)

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

(via bacongoddess)

I’m working so damn hard at the new job. I’m mentally and emotionally drained. I can’t get anywhere. It’s fucking not fair. I want to make a life for me and my fiancé , but I’m stuck at home still with no money. I am not angry that I have to pull my own weight, I’m sad that I can’t start my own life . I feel like crying all the time. My body feels like it’s caving in on itself.

I want to die.

fullten:

surprisebitch:

lohanthony:

I AM SO IN LIVE WITH JYOTI AMGE

SHES SO CUTE OMG I JUST CANT STOP SMILING WHEN I SEE HER

I want to see her in a rom com where she spurns everyones advances and achieves her dreams <3 

(Source: youtube.com, via xtremecaffeine)

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

daddie-wolf:

daddys-babygirl81:

ckate2011:

fatfemmefeminist:

conversacult:

Princesas da Disney plus size, pois como diz o rei Roberto Carlos: “Quem foi que disse que tem que ser magra para ser gostosa?”

i am IN LOVE WITH THESE

CANNOT HANDLE THESE.

Omg! These are beyond amazing!! Love love love.

These are so cute!

(via temporalcataclysm)

huffingtonpost:

13 IKEA Before-And-Afters That Make Our Jaws Drop

It’s no secret that IKEA can provide some fantastic building blocks for a home (HEMNES bedroom set anyone?). But with with a few coats of the perfect paint and new hardware, those same Swedish-superstore building blocks can be taken to truly unrecognizable levels. 

See all of the amazing transformations here.

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gay-like-lady-gaga:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

I thought this was the “I only fuck black guys” haircut